The Telangana issue : my take
[mood|
Grr.]
[music| No Air : Jordin Sparks]
Because my brother told me to shut up when I spouted all this at him in the afternoon, and you guys are a captive audience.
To start off: I am completely and utterly against dividing the state.
People supporting the cause say that the Telangana regions are vastly underdeveloped compared to the the two other regions of Andhra Pradesh (Coastal Andhra and Rayalseema). While I can understand the need for development and change, do you really need a separate state to develop?
There's been a lot of talk about how the Andhra oppressors 'made sure' that no development would ever occur in Telangana regions, through a 'conscious, deliberate well-thought out and implemented conspiracy' working 'against the interests of Telangana in the fields of education, irrigation, employment, industrialization, and allotment of funds and the region's share in income for its development'.
If I may ask: what exactly has stopped the people of Telangana for voting for people who would work for their development? Andhra Pradesh became a composite state in 1956. India has been a democracy since 1947. I find it very hard to believe that in all that time, there was apparently not one person elected to the Legislative Assembly who was interested in the development of Telangana.
But of course, there's an explanation: it's all a conspiracy!
Yeah. Kinda like this one, huh?
I wonder if any of those students supporting the cause for separate statehood even know what they're fighting for. The youth is always ready to oppose authority, especially if they're made to feel that they're fighting for the oppressed - which would, of course, explain the conspiracy theories.
There was a picture of a woman in the newspaper today (Deccan Chronicle) who had resigned her job as a Deputy Superintendant of Police because she 'couldn't serve under seniors from Andhra'. I wonder what it was exactly that the 'seniors from Andhra' did to make this woman's life such a living hell that she had no choice but to give up her job. Of course, I could be wrong, and she's just wildly loyal to her ideals.
It's the same old story, in my opinion. People who are dissatisfied with what they have blaming someone else who has more - simply because they have more. What exactly do these people expect will happen if/when they get their separate state? That they'll magically become rich and 'unoppressed' (whatever that means) overnight?
All they'll get is some money from the Centre, same as any other state. To develop Telangana, it'll take work. Same as it would've been if it had been a part of Anhra Pradesh.
Coming to the issue of granting separate statehood - as according to the UPA's decision late last night - in a country with such a diversity of peoples and cultures, states were formed to group together people who spoke the same language, had the same culture, followed the same customs - in broadly speaking terms.
The language spoken by Telangana is still Telugu. A different kind of Telugu, to be sure, but still essentially the same language, with the same alphabet, pronounciation and script.
The customs they follow would broadly fall under the list of 'common' customs and traditions followed everywhere in Andhra Pradesh.
And finally, I find it ironic that a Centre that could not be bothered to give a damn about a woman fasting for six years for a far more worthy cause - they've been force feeding her since the third day of her fast - would capitulate SO quickly over a man taking on a fast for just ten days.
You've been taking the hard line with Irom Sharmila Chanu for years. I demand a little consistency in your attitude, please.
Now I think I shall go tell my mother I'm going to be starting my own fast-unto-death.
You see, I'm going to start speaking my own language, and in the next twenty four hours I shall spam all online forums about how I've been oppressed by the more intelligent and more talented all my life and how it's JUST NOT FAAAAIR. D:
I'm thinking of targeting Aishwarya Rai, for daring to be better looking, and Coolcat, for daring to be more intelligent - any other suggestions?
You may now start lining up for autographs, because in about ten days time I shall be too busy, having become Chief Minister of my own little state, don'tcha know.
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